Oh hey there. I am Kris.
I am super glad that you found this page.
It is deliberately been kept a secret, so that only a few special people get to be in the loop here.
Basically, I am a superhero.
And yes, this will make you think No he is not. And the doubt is inevitable.
However, I think you need to reevaluate your idea of a superhero.
I am not claiming to be able to fly or shoot sticky stuff from my arms. I am not telepathic, nor do I even have telekinesis as a party trick.
So, what you are saying right now is (and I am not psychic, btw) What can he do then?
This is a fantastic question, and it requires a complicated answer. As with any superhero, I have several nemesi (that is the plural of Nemesis, in case you were wondering) , and with nemesi, comes a great deal of danger. This, too, means that I cannot divulge too many of my secrets on a public forum.
As you know, Nemesi always monitor the internets for things that may be helpful in their cause to outwit the hero, being me, Kris Adams.
I have, of course, installed a super awesome firewall (If all this technology talk is going straight over your head, do not stress; I am totally in control of it. I know this stuff. Trust me.), which cannot be breached by most nemesi, unless we are talking about the InternetBear, who is a giant Technologically Advanced Bear, capable of hacking through any firewall, including this super awesome one.
But seriously, go to my YOUTUBE page.